Douchebox

A synonym for an iphone

Apple unveiled a new Douchebox at their new event Douchecon

by Goan F September 22, 2010

doucheboucary

adj; 1. a sudden infiltration of douche bags

2. an overwhelming amount of douche bags

We have to get out of here. The party was sweet til Joe and his doucheboucary came.

"How was Black Finn last night?"

"It was just a doucheboucary, pink polo popped collars everywhere!'

by Hazematic June 2, 2011

douchecanoe

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a douchecanoe.

by Dogodaggle September 4, 2018

douchemonk

one who chooses to act like an asshole or jerk

damnit corey ur sucha douchemonk

by shawn mauger August 4, 2007

douchbone

1) matter that is going to die because they are not one with Divinity

2) the act of not doing what one is told to do to better the species.

Yeshua: Lucifer don't be a douchbone because you can't creati a new Universe; desire nothing from this world to the next.

Lucifer: I am a douchbone because I am not one with Divinity; death awaits me.

by Ladonna Mae Demont September 29, 2007

doucheband

A headband that is worn across the forehead, labeling the wearer as a supreme douchebag. They serve no legitimate purpose, other than letting passersby know that they listen to indie and/or emo music and shop at Urban Outfitters.

My forehead feels naked without my doucheband.

by LittleNepatiz March 17, 2009

douchecock

A person who inserts his penis into a woman and urinates, mimicking the function of an actual douche. Except it's piss.

Douchecocks are gross and bad for women.

by quenossy October 13, 2008