Why do I always get the nuts?

How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.

after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?

by jm080800 June 29, 2019

how do i sleep

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.

Did it work????

How do I sleep?

Hmmm here maybe this will work

by Zalingie June 15, 2022

Why do I exist?

You were a decision or an accident by your parents. More importantly, no one cares why you exist. Stop worrying about it.

Person 1 : Why do I exist?
Me with Ctrl + V: You were a decision or an accident by your parents. More importantly, no one cares why you exist. Stop worrying about it.

by fatmacaw June 28, 2023

Do I look fat in this dress

If she looks fat, tell her she looks fuckin fat. Don't lie just to get sex. If that bitch is fat, then dump her and go for something hotter

Bitch: "Do I look fat in this dress"

you: "yes baby you do, you so fuckin fat come give me a blow job or else I'm gonna go to the brothel tonight!!!"

by Johnny445 August 30, 2010

How do I make a guy forgive me

Suck his dick

Emily: How do I make a guy forgive me?
Susie: You gotta suck his dick

by oops i did it again xxx July 14, 2021

Do i look like your Daddy?

It's used when you have zero tolerance for other people's fakeness or when they throw tantrums in front of you believing you will bow down. It can also be used when anyone bullies you.

This phrase comes out from a vine video.

X- do my homework. I have this new movie that i want to see.
Y- do i look like your Daddy? Do you own homework douche.

by Bitchempress June 17, 2018

do i need to touch grass

yes, yes you do

Person 1: do i need to touch grass
Person 2: yes, yes you do

by vem är du May 25, 2022