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how do i shot web?

1. What spiderman says when his webs dont shoot out anymore.

2. What somebody says when they are falling off a cliff or high building and have nothing to hold on to.

3. What a n00b says when he fails at using the internet.
n00b: How come you know so much 1337 stuff?
hax0r: I just look on the web.
n00b: how do i shot web?
by Rico Thorn February 27, 2008
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Do I make you horny baby

Something gay fuckers say to make the person they are saying it to horny. They also can say it in a sexy voice.
*says in a sexy voice* Boy-"Do i make you horny baby"

Girl- *cums in her pants*
by your-moms-gay November 14, 2019
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Do I look like a fat ass?

Yes I will eat the rest of your fucking food.
Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.
by GSPSlats January 10, 2014
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What do I eat that with

It's a sarcastic way of saying:
1- How am I supposed to understand this ?

2- What is that supposed to mean ?
Especially when someone says something you don't simply understand or comprehend.
JAKE: Yo! Don, I met that Yam you saw last night and she was crazy!
DONALD: Yam ?

What do I eat that with?

JAKE: Oh! yam means a young hot girl.

DONALD: Oh!
by Mechavelli December 11, 2018
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Why do I always get the nuts?

How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.
after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?
by jm080800 June 29, 2019
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do i look like i fukin know

a phrase used when not knowing your opinion on something
1: hey what do you think of ____
2: do I look like I fukin know
by do i look like i fukin know November 22, 2019
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do-i-rrhea

N. Do I have diarrhea? The moment you go to the bathroom thinking you only need to do a #1 but quickly understand this is going to be a saucy #2
I just came back from the restroom at this fine establishment where I had a bad case of do-I-rrhea.
by J&L2014 April 17, 2021
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