David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

david

David is a sweet guy that cares for his friends and, has amazing hair ,strong,handsome , is a panda(spirit animal),loves rock ,is a sucker for sour patch kids but will always try to make it fair and when he can he feels bad after wards ,and wants every one to know they are wanted.

Girl 1:have you meet that guy

Girl 2:yeah he's such a David

by jsjchhwjdjsiaowmnd bc hdh February 7, 2015

Dirty David

the act of defecating into a tube sock, and slinging it around, releasing it in the direction of a large person, as in the biblical story of David and Goliath. If properly executed, the dump-filled sock will splatter on said large person.

"My little brother totally tried to Dirty David my dad when he took his phone away last night!"

by Squawkin' Ibis September 1, 2011

divide by 2 add 7

the rule by which men can only date girls who are older than their age once its been halved and had 7 added to it

im into this chick but shes a bit young

how old?

14...

ur 17 dude - divide by 2 add 7. its a no go

by gezzzzzzzzz November 19, 2006

David and Diana

A unique love, so rare there are no words written to define it. If you are lucky enough to feel a love so strong and so gloriously all consuming, its a David and Diana.

Look at that loved up couple, thats a David and Diana for sure!

by jazzyjo January 8, 2014

david platt

David Platt is a character in the long running BRITISH soap opera “coronation street”. He is a straight male. He went on a night out with his best male friend who slipped him some GHB. Josh ended up having a bit of bum fun with David while he was unconscious. David didn’t like the fact he had been violated up the old chocolate star. The act is now to be known as David Platted

Chris - I went out last weekend for a few drinks with my mate. I can’t remember much of the night but woke up in the morning with a fuzzy head and a sore arse.

Lee - sounds like you have been David Platted by your best mate!!!!

by Phil.myhole March 26, 2018

Deividas

A real g who doesn’t give a fuck. Deividas enjoys life and lives to the fullest. Party soul of every insane party. He gets a lot of attention from baaad bitches and he uses it. Picking up game level 69. Also he’s fucking smart. Like on Einstein level fr.

“Giiiiiiiirl, look at Deividas, he is sooo hot”
“I’m wet”

by xoxolulu December 3, 2021