Fix the Dishes

Fix the Dishes is a common euphemism for “Getting laid” or “Fucking some bitches”. It originated in the mountain states of the U.S.

“What’d you do last night Christine?”

“Let’s just say I went to Mike’s and went to Fix the Dishes”

by TinaBitch July 6, 2020

dish wagon

a person who fingers some ones butt hole

yo that guy is such a dish wagon

by maniac117 April 25, 2014

Chocolate dish

A hot woman's asshole.

Mmm, I sure want a taste of that Chocolate dish!

by Thomas Kriegl January 2, 2020

Dish Head

A mixture of "douche bag" and "dick head", for when you want to call someone both but cant decide between one.

Dude, he was such a dish head, he stole my fuckin' pencil.

by dani_fin December 5, 2016

Fuck the dishes

The thing you say after you profess your love and want to have sex, instead of cleaning kitchenware.

Orlando Noble: I love you, Dave.

Dave Halloway: But what about the dishes?

Orlando Noble: Fuck the dishes!

by BrendanTheWolf July 4, 2022

Dish Nipples

When you are washing dishes and get your chest wet and your nipples show through

Man my girlfriend was washing a plate and got dish nipples, it was so hot!

by Dactam September 23, 2016

Dish diarrhea

Pretending to have to poop after dinner in order to avoid doing dishes.

I can guarantee you two minutes after dinner that Arijana will develop a case of dish diarrhea.

by YvonGluteus March 3, 2014