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dial up

1)a shitty temporary connection using a phone line that runs at 56 or god forbid 28 k

2)in gaming terms, a bad internet or server connnection in general
1)i hate how checking my email takes a week. thanks a lot dial up

2)oh god, steve's dial up is acting up again. no wonder why i'm morphing around the level and not hitting a fucking thing.
by shootz2kill November 23, 2006
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Drunk Dial N' Wail

The act of calling sober friends or former significant others at un-Godly hours after consuming alcoholic beverages to whine and complain about your lack of friends or significant other, thereby further alienating yourself from said pissed off recipient of phone call.

Also a common misheard lyric of the Brian Setzer Orchestra.
"Jimmy got hammered again this weekend and pulled another Drunk Dial N' Wail on me. Why can't I just unfriend him like on Facebook?"

"Drunk Dial N'...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial' N...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial N'...then she went away!.....I love that song!"
by calihog July 31, 2009
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Dialysis

When you have bum kidneys, that dont filter shit in your blood anymore. You need your blood put through a machine and/or new blood put in.
Jimmy needs dialysis.
by HouseMD July 10, 2009
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Butt Dialing

When you accidently call someone, while your phone is in your pocket, due to the buttons being pressed against your legs. Not to be mistaken with bootie call.
Alyssa: Damn! I keep butt dialing John. Maybe I should stop moving my legs so much...
Allison: (Oh my god, she's such a slut)
by CountryBoii December 4, 2010
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post-Potter dialect

The effect of reading a Harry Potter book all day. Then through instant messenger or verbal conversation, the reader speaks in ultra-proper english, that of fantasy book characters.
"What did you do today?"
"I called into work this morning and slept until about 4pm. Upon waking up the fever had subsided and my throat was much better."
"Cool"
"Yes, thank goodness. This week is sure to be hell anyway, glad i don't have to fair it while sick."
"Dude, lay off the potter. You've got post-Potter dialect syndrome"
by marrklar August 6, 2007
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Dialup

Why are you wasting your time looking up what dialup is? You have any idea how long it takes to load pages on dialup?
Nobody should have dialup anymore, because in this day and age no one should have to suffer with the slow download speeds.
by izcool January 11, 2009
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dial toned

to hang up on someone, to cut them off
Bill: "Hey wassup?"
Tony: "Wat u sayin?"
Bill: "Nothin, just chyllen, hangin around"
Tony: "Wanna meet my friend DialTone?"
Bill: "whose dial tone?"
Tony: (hangs up)
by Nick April 25, 2005
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