Dildo Farm

A place where little baby dildos grow up to be big strong dildos

Elizbeth, you are a big fat dildo farm.

by Sex Monkey 200 April 29, 2009

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Dildo Light Show

An epic event where dildos are placed on a table. All lights are turned off and strobe lights are then flashed. This creates an epic atmosphere and just being in its presence is inspiring. The invention of genious Dustin Hayes of 5 Mac.

Hey, we're having a Dildo Light Show tonight, bring your sister's dildo.

by Picklesrtasty October 30, 2010

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President Dildo

Another winning nickname for the 45th POTUS.

My investments are bringing huge returns and I am utterly brilliant thanks to President Dildo!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

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Dildo Darts

A game of precision and pleasure involving dildos, one player pulls down their dacks and the opposing player (or enjoyer) hurls the "dildo dart" aiming for a bullseye ie. right in the sphinc.

Peter got a bullseye, playing dildo darts, on Dan who loved it so much, his knees gave way and he finished off in his pants.

by ihatemimes June 19, 2007

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