Dildoeing

The act of using a dildo.

We had a fine evening dildoeing each other.

by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024

dildolingo

Someone who uses 'dildo's a lot and is a complete dumbass who uses duo'lingo'

He's such a dildolingo

by Maelsplayz August 3, 2025

Nitrous Dildoxide

That shit your mom puts in her vibrator to make that mother fucker have more juice than a fucking Diesel engine

Timmy: Dude is someone running a chainsaw
Quaf: nah man my mom just got some nitrous Dildoxide and now the neighbors can ever hear her buzzing the beaver

by Ryan Bonsen fucked a giraffe September 10, 2015

The theory of dildotivity

Time travels more slowly as a dildo first begins to wobble. Especially when a suction cup dildo is thrown and sticks to the intended surface.

The theory of dildotivity isn't something that's just on the Urban dictionary. Throw a dildo and find out. See for yourself! Open your eyes!

by Godamongstmentinymen March 13, 2022