Dicksessed

When a female gets obsessed with your dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan got dicksessed after me and her hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, maybe the dick was just too good.

by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

dicksessed

When a female becomes obsessed with the dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan became dicksessed after we hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, the dick must of just been to good.

by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

dickless spencer

Another name for Richard Spencer the neo-nazi moron.

Well, Dickless Spencer got punched, AGAIN

by That Lego on the floor May 24, 2017

DICKNESIA

When a dicking is so good you get temporary amnesia

"I don't know if it was the special K or my meat pipe but she has a severe case of dicknesia she didnt know were she was"

by BIGD2017 August 14, 2017

Dicknesia

When your significant other is constipated and not up for anal, you will drizzle Milk of Magnesia all over your dick and the significant other will then suck it all off in hopes of relief.

My wife was constipated and I wanted that booty. She told me, not untill I get that Dicknesia and make room!

by This dick needsya May 12, 2018

dickpresso

Depressed about the lack of dick in your life.

What's wrong with you? I'm dickpresso. It's like depresso but I need dick.

by SundazedAlien June 5, 2018

Dickpressed

To be dickpressed means to be “depressed” and thirsty for dick.

boy 1: Damn Angela keeps hitting me up in the nightime, telling me to come over
boy 2: Sounds like she might be dickpressed

by HILL$ June 9, 2018