dickdash

When you bring a meal with you and fuck but have to leave quick.

Man: sure baby I'm down for a meal and fuckin like Uber but your man comes home and I'm dickdash.

by Boss155 September 6, 2020

DickWade

The cheese developed around an uncircumcised penis. Calling one a dickwade is worse than a dickhead.

Some dickwade keyed my car.
Dickwades pay extra. (massage)
Dickwades are less likely involved in three-ways.

by rebornraven December 26, 2020

Dicknado

A tornado off cocks.

The newsman said there is a Dicknado heading to New York.

by Cameron Cummings January 12, 2021

dickaddic

A female that enjoys having Many sexual partners/options and one nightstands. Or a Female somatic narcissist.

Dickaddic A female that enjoys having many sexual partners / options and one nightstand

by Xatanaz January 13, 2021

Dickwad

Meatwad if he had a dick

Dancing is forbidden, dickwad.

by MemeArtiste February 8, 2021

Dickwad

A person (normally applied to masculine humans, and pets, and less so for females) who believes, in their tiny little warped minds, that they are doing something amazing and a good deed for society but are, in actual fact, being a complete and utter arsewank.

Unemployed middle-class nobody: "Today I am going to glue myself to the M25, one of the busiest motorways on the planet, because I want my loft insulated for free"
Irate motorist: "I swear to god I am going to twat this fucking dickwad"

by TheSaintAvenger October 4, 2021

dickwad

You. You are a dickwad. Why are you on urbandictionary? Do something productive, like my mom.

hey dickwad, get off the computer

by ClickedEnter January 11, 2022