p delaney

A actual device that attaches to a mans penis and balls to make them appear to be less saggy. Can also be used during intercourse when a man's erection doesn't stand up naturally, to force it to stay up. Like a push up bra for a penis.

Girl: "My boyfriends balls are so saggy they hung to the floor, so I got him a p delaney to keep his balls from scraping the cement."

by Taco Grin March 13, 2010

Doofus Delaney

When you commit serious acts of arson and/or tax fraud while getting eaten out by your mom

Mark: Hey, what’d you do today?
Emily: I doofus delaneyed
Mark: Oooo, mind if we do that later with me replacing your mom?? 😩

by fatherdickmas January 17, 2021

Campbell Delaney

A very sexy and handsome little man, that masterbates to monkey autism porn every night

I am a Campbell Delaney

by Funny Gay February 19, 2023

Delaney-Rose

Delaney-Rose, a great friend. She is always joyful and can never stay mad. Though, she will get angry, then stay angry because she was angry! She is a natural born trouble solver and will help if you need counseling. She loves kids and water. She will be a doctor who and Harry potter addict. Kids shows are also a possibility. Delaney-Rose can hold a grudge, but in the end, even if it was all you, she will still apologize. She will rant if something upsets her. Delaney-Rose loves being a part of things! She will open up her heart to you, but never trust you again if you do something to loose it. Delaney-Rose will always do the right thing in the end, always. She is always off in her own land thinking of imaginary things, but she is also very descriptive and scientific. She flirts a lot, but cannot stand to break anyone's heart. She will cry with you and always be loyal. She will blossom, and shine.

That girl is so kind, she helped me through my breakup
She is a real Delaney-Rose!

by My one love44 January 17, 2014

doing a Delaney.

A phrase to use when someone is being pathetically possesive about a joke they MAY or MAY NOT have made first.

Which in turn renders then an unfunny twat thus turning the joke upon themselves.

Man A: " Oi, that's my joke! I said it first!"

man B: "Prove it, you muppet"

Man A: " I'll do more than that, I'll copyright it, so ner ner ne ner ner"

Man B (shaking head at anally retentive man a :"Twats "doing a Delaney." again"

by Becsnicetits October 5, 2009

delaney

to shart in a crew boat in the middle of the piece. Usually makes it harder to breath for other rowers. This can cause unwanted results for the fellow rowers, and the boat as a whole.

Jermey:"Dude, ben just pulled a delaney."
Josh(in response to Jermey):"OH MY JESUS,I can't breath, help, I can't pull!"

by Aharding96 October 25, 2010

Delaney Hart

To give the devil a blowjob

She gave a total delaney hart last night

by john youngman July 24, 2010