Destruction Porn

Bought to light during an episode of, "The Colbert Report," Destruction Porn brings to light any movie that involves great lengths of explosions, demolitions, collapses, or anything else that can be decimated. See also disaster porn, or anything created by Michael Bay.

"...one day computer graphics would strip movies of any plot or characterization and turn them into mindless orgies of destruction porn." Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report

John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"

Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"

John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"

by Roberto August 7, 2009

Anal Destruction

Ass pumping a girl so hard that it rips and swells the anus.

Girl 1: Ouch! My ass hurts.
Girl 2: Why does it hurt?
Girl 1: Because I had rough anal sex last night and it may have ripped.
Girl 2: HAAHHAAH Talk about anal destruction.

by Inferno98 July 6, 2010

erectile destruction

the state of being depressed after being rebuffed or rejected by a beautiful woman

Shortly after Jerry was turned down for a date, he suffered from erectile destruction.

by the fighting pansies July 1, 2009

Opening a destruction company

-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.

-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.

Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"

Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"

Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"

Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"

by Joemizzle952 September 25, 2010

utter destruction

Everything destroyed

The utter destruction of all the rainforests.

by Julithefinder May 27, 2016

destruction paper

formerly known as "construction" paper, it is the brightly colored paper thicker than writing paper used for art and craft projects. Renamed due to the expansive amount of left over scraps that destroy the planet through waste, destroy the room the project was made in and destroy the table that it gets glued to accidently.

"You have five minutes to clean up that mess you made with the destruction paper or you're going to be grounded"

by Sinnnamin February 4, 2010

Destructomite

Destructomite (Destructo, DestructoTube, DestructoLIVE, or DestructoVODS) is a Twitch Streamer and YouTuber.

Want to watch some Destructomite?

by Jack Commandston May 21, 2022