dented trumpet

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.

My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.

by Sam6victor February 16, 2018

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Scratch in the dent

An optimistic way to look at a bad situation in an even bigger, bad situation

Jared has just received a parking ticket, but got dumped earlier in the day, “Just another scratch in the dent”

by Bella Eyelash October 15, 2025

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Dented starfish

The result of an unsuccessful attempt to perform anal sex, whether male or female. The anus will be clean, reddish in color and concave from multiple attempts.

Brian told me he had a "dented starfish" thanks to Jacks relentless efforts on his 1st anal experience.

Ryan wants me so bad... He knows I'm a virgin back there but has problem giving me a "dented starfish" until it happens.

by Clifford "The Mayor" August 7, 2024

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dented nail

A slang term to say that a girl has been giving good handjobs and blowjobs.

Dude, did you see her dented nails, her boys been having her work overtime.

by Storyteller 6-9 January 16, 2017

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Christopher James dent

Christopher James Dent is a very mean boy. He’s always ruining Briars Rose’s day. He also very slow and can’t quite comprehend simple instructions. Make sure you stay at least 12 feet from Christopher James Dent!

Christopher James Dent is coming, you better hide your lunch money!

by Briar January 19, 2023

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