Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.
Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right? Now that smells like immaculate deception to me
by Walter eagle December 19, 2010
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noun I de•flac•tion I \di-ˈflak-shən\
when an educated person or professional gives one flack for not being intelligent or educated enough to be able to understand in order to deflect and avoid questions they don't know the answer to.
when an educated person or professional gives one flack for not being intelligent or educated enough to be able to understand in order to deflect and avoid questions they don't know the answer to.
How does a magnet attract things to it exactly doctor?
Oh, you wouldn't understand. It is very complicated and without years of schooling you couldn't comprehend it.
Man, that guy has his PhD. in deflaction. See how he deflected the question and belittled me? Such a master deflactor.
Oh, you wouldn't understand. It is very complicated and without years of schooling you couldn't comprehend it.
Man, that guy has his PhD. in deflaction. See how he deflected the question and belittled me? Such a master deflactor.
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Sorry,Man, I hate to admit it, but I like PB&J with bacon even though it always gives me gas. (Your admitting that is self-defecating humor.)
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Sorry,Man, I hate to admit it, but I like PB&J with bacon even though it always gives me gas. (Your admitting that is self-defecating humor.)
Too much information, Dude!
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It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.
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Get the immaculate deception mug.noun. The act of receptive anal sex from a black male. Apparently named for its visual resemblance to defecation, however, here the nasty brown stool goes in rather than out.
Did you see that blacks-n-blondes all anal film? It was nothing but reverse defecation. Don't be coonfusing that with reverse discrimination.
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