irish dave

one hell of a legend, born in the heart of ireland; dave is thriving in irish charm and charisma

hey did you meet irish dave today?

no he was out stopping crime and saving the world from irish based destruction

by danthemankebab October 14, 2013

Fuck Me Dave

When the girl you are having sex with doesn't know your name, and calls you by a others man's name while in the throes of passion.

- "That kritty chic I took home last night Fuck Me Dave me."
- "What did you do?"
- "What do you think? I shrugged and kept going."

by Chazatwood September 3, 2016

nice guy dave

When a guy called Dave or David is nice, friendly, caring, genuine, compassionate, sympathetic, conscientious, polite, respectful & extremely unique & talented.

Nice Guy Dave says that I am more than enough & to never give up because sometimes even nice guys win.

by #NicePerson June 22, 2022

dave chappelle

the greatest comedian who busted on r. kelly with his skit i wanna piss on you on his show on comedy central

haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i don't even want none of the above i want to piss on u.
yes i do, i'll piss on u i'll pee on u.

by ooooweeeee June 27, 2005

hey dave!

a greeting said to any friend, not only those whose name is dave.

"hey dave!"
"hey rob!"

by roby14 September 18, 2013

doin' it for dave

1. Eating Wendy's for Dave Thomas. RIP

I created this after Dave Thomas died about two years ago. Also, does anyone remember when wendy's use to have salad bars? where did they go?

Hey let's go get some fries & do it for dave.

by Alana July 7, 2004

Two Second Dave

When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.

Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave

by Luke R April 14, 2008