The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.
The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?
by Dr. Morris Piston Wadsworth January 20, 2009
by Nick hadziannis September 21, 2007
by Casey Cooper August 24, 2006
The act of having sex with a woman and right before you cum pull it out and burn the vagina with something hot (preferably a hot iron) then proceeding to ejaculate on the burnt vagina for icing.
by burning danish January 15, 2007
Dude! Last night I tried the Danish Douche on my girlfriend and she loved it! You gotta try it on your woman!
by literacola December 11, 2006
A Danish Helmet occurs when a lady of impeccable pedigree slips whilst receiving oral pleasure in a standing position from a bald man whilst on the rag. As the lady is falling, her crucifix becomes dislodged and lands on the top of the man's head just prior to her box. The result is a pattern on the man's head resembling the Danish flag.
So I was going down on this classy Dane, she slips, and the next thing you know I am wearing a Danish Helmet.
by Pegcity Swimmer November 09, 2009
When a man pops it off in a girl's face and then jacks her in the nose and then smears it around - looks like a cherry danish!!
by Cooter April 20, 2005