cruser

A legend among men. Known for having abnormally large penis and slaughtering enemies

Cruser is a badass

by Pooooop dick May 23, 2014

Crush

A crush is someone you can’t get out of your head,your scared to talk to and you get butterflies in your stomach

You:that person is so cute but I’m scared to talk to them

Freind:do you like them

You:Shiit I do

Friend: looks like you have a crush

You:looks like I have a crush

by Urbanshiit February 27, 2020

blind crush

Having a crush on some one who has no idea who you are while they have a crush on you and feel that you have no idea who they are.

She: "I have a crush on him, but he doesn't even know I exist"
Him: "wow she's perfect, but I doubt she even knows my name"
Friend: "you guys have a blind crush"

by -Anyonenoone February 15, 2014

sloppy crush

A crush that is not very methodical or well-formulated. Often causes drooling.

foxtrotsky: "I have such a sloppy crush on that band"
some-random-guy: "ew even the short one?"
foxtrotsky: "especially the short one"

by some-random-guy December 4, 2014

National Tell Your Crush Day

A made up holiday, no one can seem to agree on the actual day. Look up any day of the year, and chances are a dumb nigga thinks it's national tell your crush day. Just tell them already, life is short.

No one knows when "national tell your crush day" really is, just tell them already!

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 30, 2019

national ask your crush out day

on november 5th ask your crush out :) girls to guys, if ur rejected thats ok too

national ask your crush out day is november 5th and you should do it

by girlypopppy68 November 4, 2019

National Confess to Your Crush Day

This occurs on December 30th and 31st

Today is national confess to your crush day.

by Barack Mobamba December 30, 2019