Chronic Fail

Its not fail, its not even epic fail...
its chronic fail

Kieran: My coursework got marked yesterday, i got an A*.
Unfortunately i lost it this morning
Phil: Ahaha Chronic Fail!

by Roflolrus May 12, 2009

Chronic Blower

One who can smoke marijuana with extreme proficiency and precision.

Kyle Buck is a certified chronic blower.

by 98626 August 12, 2009

Coonicular

Coon like.

Clyde - "I was listening to some really coonicular music last night!"

by CuntMint October 18, 2009

Chronic Boneritus

Masturbating and soon after, achieving another massive erection.

male 1: "Dude! I just jacked off five minutes ago, and i have another boner."

male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."

by yungdaisy December 31, 2011

Chronic Method

A method for talking to bitches in a dirty way using sophisticated terms.

Ryan: I asked Jazmine if I could make the beast with two backs and she said yes.
Wade: Bro I told you the Chronic Method never fails.

by The Chronic Method May 18, 2016

Chronic the Hedgehog

The title for Sonic's original film design.

Because it's definitely not Sonic.

"Hey look, it's Chronic the Hedgehog!"
"OH JESUS FUCK."

by McHodges713 January 30, 2020

cronch

the most elite way to say crunch!

jim- eats chip
chip- cronch

by Hornyforashnikko June 14, 2020