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Crocodile Laugh 

Laughing at something or someone not because you deem it funny, But based on other factors that may include: Friends laughing at it, It being socially acceptable/pressured to laugh, Someone tells a joke and you don't want them to feel bad so you laugh. This is very similar to Crocodile Tears in the matter that one party is tricking another party into thinking they feel a way they actually don't. This is similar to fake laughing but crocodile laughs are barely/not noticeable compared to fake laughing, you can usually tell if they are sincere or not.

This can also be inverted by not laughing at something you think is funny.

This can be a common practice in bullying or gaslighting when a group of people laugh at one joke but they don't think it's funny, they just want the other party to feel bad.
Todd slipped and fell, everyone including Todd was laughing about it because they thought it was funny. I only laughed because my friends noticed my blank face and I wanted to be included, so I Crocodile Laughed...
Crocodile Laugh by MountFox12 August 21, 2023
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Crocodile Trap 

When someone chomps down on a dick when giving a blowjob.
Me: “I need surgery. My girl gave me a crocodile trap this morning.”

Crocodile tears 

it means not acc crying that ur faking
Central cee: Crocodile tears u aint even crying why u swearing to God when u do not belive in Christ.

Crocodile Prayer 

A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous
"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer

-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-

crocodile rodeo

When you're doing your girl from behind and you bite her between the shoulder blades. Clamp down with your teeth and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.
It was NYE and she mentioned her ex during sex. I had no option apart from going to the Crocodile Rodeo.

Crocodile pussy 

Wow she’s hot but she got that crocodile pussy.
Crocodile pussy by anonymous February 12, 2025

Crocodile pussy 

“She’s hot but she got that crocodile pussy
Crocodile pussy by Daddybiglicks February 12, 2025