lens crapper

When you take out your contact and rub in in someone's asshole, then put in back in your eye.

I think I got pink eye because I was pulling a lens crapper with my girlfriend last night!

by rocky bottom November 23, 2011

Chappelli straight

A straight in poker, but only 4 cards long (rather than the required 5). Usually thrown down onto the felt with great enthusiasm, and accompanied by a chip-raking motion with one's free arm.

Check it out boys! A Chappelli straight!

by Feisty Warwick January 28, 2008

chapped lippin

when a female does not wear underwear; same as free balling for a guy

When asked if she had underwear on she said, " no, I'm free balling". I replied, "you're a girl...you're chapped lippin!!"

by sdwc329 November 27, 2012

cappertin

NO CAP LMAO
FRFR
😂😂😂

anybody: *says anything*
vars: LMAO NO CAPPERTIN

by BLACKPINK100 October 16, 2020

Capped Out

When someone is caught in a lie, doing too much, or saying something dumb

Person 1: *says or does something dumb or out of pocket*

Person 2: “Man you capped out”

by yurrritscap August 24, 2021

no capples

no capples is basically the phrase “no cap,” meaning “no lie,” or “on god.” some people type “no cap,” as: 🚫🧢. when typing “no capples,” in emojis, you would type:🚫🧢🍏/🍎. (apple color of your choice, of course.) no cap and no capples are basically the same phrase, just a more fun way to say it.

Boy 1: That girl is fine asf, no capples.
Boy 2: I know this man did not just say “no capples.”

by catiya October 12, 2019

Non cappin

When somebody is not lying

Josh was telling everbody that he didn't pass the 2nd grade is was non cappin

by Bootysctatxhe November 17, 2019