Coronavirus

The longest lasting thing that was made in China

When will the Coronavirus end???

by Kidswillbekids May 24, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that causes a gradual diminishing in human intellect, resulting in overly sensitive gullible sheeple, panic buying normal household goods that are completely useless against viral illness.

The toilet paper is completely sold out because of coronavirus.

by Cwbyfrmhell April 10, 2020

Coronacoaster

noun. The ups and downs of a pandemic. One day, you're loving your bubble, doing workouts, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you're crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don't even like.

I'm on a coronacoaster.

by vamosver July 14, 2020

coronacoaster

Coronacoaster. n. The feeling of uncertainty, anxiety, and helplessness surveying news and information concerning humankind's possible demise from covid-19.

I dont know if I need toilet paper or more Vienna sausages. I gotta get off this coronacoaster.

by kk shuffle March 13, 2020

coronacrazy

Acting in a manner that lacks reason, rooted in fear or misinformation related to COVID-19 and SARS-CoV-2 (also known as conronavirus)

Coronacrazy Karen just bought eight packs of toilet paper.

by trackPup March 15, 2020

Corona Sphere

The amount of space for essential personnel to work in a congested work environment, during the covid19 pandemic.

Captain: " Matt, I'm ordering you to move desks. You are in Sheila's Corona Sphere."

by Unique Smith March 25, 2020

coronatoid

It’s a mongotoid, (look up definition) that snots on, coughs on and licks everything he comes into contact with, the fucking stoopid Coronavirus filled carrier bag!!

Mongotoid with fucking Covid 19 creating a coronatoid!!

All NHS need medals but if they get a fuckwit coronatoid through the door they would need a knighthood.........

“Oh for fucks sake not another coronatoid to add to the ever depleting population of there breed. Best keep at least 2.3 meters away, actually fuck that, cross the road I can see snot and dribble!! I said pointing, shaking my head and getting dude to look.

“Ewww......That’s wrong.......” was all dude replied.

by Iwannariot March 30, 2020