corniac

An intensely corny person

That girl is such a corniac, but it still makes me smile

by corniack April 26, 2011

cornish muddbutt

A soupy substance of corn and mud butt

Man, shouldn't have eaten that vegetable soup. Looks like I'm gonna have that Cornish MuddButt again.

by Dickin Hole September 11, 2013

Corniterian

A person who only eats corn or foods that contain corn. Like veganism, these kinds of people do not eat foods with any animal or animal product ingredients.

My sister is a corniterian

by lllloooolll January 22, 2017

Cornish Doorhandle

The act of smearing clotted cream over a door handle for lubrication and then eating a scone

I asked my husband to spice up our love life, I was not expecting a Cornish Doorhandle.

by Spanish Shavings June 26, 2017

corniness

describing one is is very corny

“hey do you know sarah?”

“yeah her corniness makes me wanna puke”

by bluechEEse_ September 6, 2017

cornish fuckbots

An army of Robotic sex dolls deployed whenever and wherever needed to aid in the pleasure of losing frustration

James looks pretty frustrated better send the cornish fuckbots to muff diver him 😆

by Smudge 😙 February 8, 2018

Cornish time

A relaxed usage of the clock - involving arriving late or not paying much attention/placing much importance to the time.

'Well, we're only an hour late - it's a Cornish 5 o' clock.'

'Morwenna's always running on Cornish time - she's always late.'

by frustratedwench91 February 18, 2018