flat cocker

another word referring to lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke; muff diver

sara and catherine are flat cockers

by SpAnKy December 7, 2003

The David Copperfield

When a guy is fucken a girl in the ass and pulls out and spits on her back, making her think he just came, and then when she turns around he shoots his load in her face.

Holy shit she just got the david copperfield!

by CGG February 3, 2004

cooker

Person who cooks meth. Usually in a trailer, abandoned building or backseat of their '76 buick.

I saw two cookers come running out of their trailer on fire when that meth lab blew.

by Jack Mehoff March 25, 2004

lick the copper penny

to toss the salad of; to lick the chocolate starfish of, to grant a rim job to; to lick or suck the A-hole.

After earning my red wings, I flipped her over and licked the copper penny. Man, did it ever leave a shitty taste in my mouth.

by weave April 2, 2003

Joe Cocker

The greatest British soul singer fo all time. He toured as Joe Cocker and the Grease Band for a while. His biggest songs were the Beatles "With a little help from my friends", "Feelin' Alright", "The Letter" and "Love Picked us up". The last one is his most annoying. It was for the movie "An Officer and a Gentlemen". It's jsut a really sappy song, but the rest are just kick ass!

Joe Cocker had some really weird moves.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 25, 2005

copper mine drunk

A drunk only experienced when drinking craft beers. It involves the consumption of at least 6 beers containing 7% alcohol or higher. Most times you don't realize you're drunk until you get up to go to the bathroom. The first few steps are surprisingly tough and you immediately question how you are drunk already. Those who fully commit themselves wake up the next day not remembering at least a small portion of the night prior and you have no idea how you got so drunk. (Abbreviated: CMD)

Dude, what the fuck happened last night? Who knows, we were both copper mine drunk.

by RutgersJPM December 20, 2010

Hooker Cooker

A Tanning Bed, especially when overused.

That cougar spent way too much time in the hooker cooker, her skin is all leathery and gross.

by Fredvegas November 6, 2007