cootiecumquat

a qaut with cum inside that has cootiesaids

Cootiecumquat your such a lintlicker

by Alaiinyaa January 25, 2008

cootie bag

A boy. Also known as "an icky boy." Because we all know boys are the ones with cooties.
Also, anyone with an STD. Girls can protect themselves by getting the cootie shot or writing off men all together.

Allison, if you have sex with another cootie bag, you're gonna catch the cooties yourself.

by burger bob December 2, 2009

cooties

According to adults (generally parents of young children): small, hairy monkey that lives in the back of one's throat; also known as "throat troll". Commonly transmitted by young children expressing affection (i.e. kissing a.k.a. swappin' spit, tonsil hockey, etc.) to the opposite sex (or "crush").

Girl: "Ew, Susie got cooties from Timmy!"
Friend's response: "Again?!"

by b_bold November 17, 2009

Cooties

A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.

girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "

by Shmoozums January 15, 2006

Cootie Queen

It's a chick who throws her Cootie around so much that she's the best at it.

She will show her Cootie to anybody she's the Cootie Queen

by Thee Ronster October 13, 2017

Cooties

All boys have cooties! The gross contagous germs of a person you get when you become more than friends!!

My beautiful men--kyle, connor, tim, matt, ty, tim, robert and all my homies have cooties!!

by Little miss outgoing! December 9, 2007

cooties

Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young males and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young girls.

OMG! he has the cooties! EW

by ladeela April 2, 2009