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Cum Construct

Alternative word for living being that reproduces heterosexually
Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to cum construct over here.
by anonymous October 4, 2021
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robert construction

The so-called "robert construction" is a slang for a specific type of an organisation system which is applicable for box-shaped pieces of furniture with doors or drawers for storing miscellaneous items. The essence of "robert construction" is literally the items to be placed in a way that they will most probably fall down on your forehead at the moment that you try to reach some of the items or simply at the time of opening the door itself. In a more metaphorically way it would be called twisted tetris.
Oh my, I've tried to take a coffee cup from the cabinet yesterday morning and it was such a robert construction there that today I'm watching "The Simpson's" from the hospital with a broken nose and a huge bump on my forehead!
by Foxy Wild December 9, 2020
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Morton Construction

A construction company in the Mushroom Kingdom. They work on town maintenance aswell.
Who's going to build it?
Morton Construction!
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majima construction

The best construction company ever, and the man who created it? The best one eyed man in the world, maybe even the best man in the world, actually not just maybe, the best man in the world, his name is goro majima, he uses breaker style, slugger style, thug style, and the mad dog of Shimano style to fight thugs in the street
I got hired by majima construction last week, it's fucking awesome
by Imbored9876 March 11, 2024
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social construct

A term often used by lazy adolescents to dismiss concepts vital to modern society
A: you're 20 minutes late
B: Time is a social construct
by definition_pro1 July 1, 2024
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Constructive Compliment

1: A suggestion that often is presented in an encouraging or complimenting way.
2: An idea that truly does not exist or have any meaning; a joke that people may use to describe an overly polite suggestion.
3: Something that one creates in Home Economics because one's group is doing terribly on the cooking assignment, namely one person, which you first send the cold, hard truth, then abandon it and attempt to compliment and suggest ideas at the same time.
1:
Person 1: "Hey, person. What you're doing right now is great, but I think if you did this that would make it better!"
Person 2: "Constructive criticism."
2:
Person 1: "Okay, so you're doing great and I love what you're doing right now, it looks really great and all, but maybe if you did this it would make it even better!"
Person 2: "Did you hear that? They just sugarcoated that so much."
Person 3: "Haha yeah, constructive complimenting am I right?"
Person 2: "Hahaha yep."
by Gr_y_Jay January 25, 2022
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constructive pessimism

Believing one's own work is not good enough or that something in their work is missing, causing them to revise or even restart their work.
A writer had completed five pages of a script before feeling that their story just wasn't good enough, and so constructive pessimism struck them as they searched for that missing oomph.
by joob1 January 11, 2022
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