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1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.
2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death
1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.
2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death
When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.
by Tsarstepan September 05, 2019
Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 09, 2015
by Chasingcars614 August 02, 2017
When you just can't give a shit about something at work. This is usually due to seeing wonderful new programs fall on their faces time and time again.
Worker 1: Hey, did you see we're having a raffle to win plastic water guns?! You get tickets by bringing in school supplies!!!! It's such a great idea!
Worker 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of occupational constipation.
Worker 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of occupational constipation.
by Dilberto, Prince of Mierda July 12, 2013
You know that feeling when you're in bed and you have that hard and throbing sensation in your asshole that feels like you're taking a shit but instead it's crawling right back up there to go make a nest for its Satan babies.
by LetMeGoTokyoDemons December 17, 2015
The phenomenon of having so much information on one subject due to researching on it but being unable to draw it out into sensible written representation. Most commonly suffered during exams, thesis writing and such.
I can't quite get my paper written even though I have all the required information. I must be suffering from head constipation.
by Anushree Deshpande September 29, 2007
by TheConstipationExpert February 01, 2011