concoct

To come up with/to create something.

Dano will concoct a plan to donkey punch Kim Kardashian.

by horseofAdifferentcolor August 18, 2014

Purple Chongo

An alcoholic beverage mentioned in the popular 1992 song “Back to the Hotel” by N2Deep. Consists of ice, gin, cran-grape juice and a splash of orange juice.

We in the back, sippin’ purple chongos.

by bobbyDIG8L May 1, 2021

Condom Anxiety

Condom anxiety occurs when a guy is totally ready to go and then has to put on a condom, reminding him of the reasons one uses a condom: "Is she going to get pregnant?"; "Does she have an STD?" This frequently results in immediate loss of arousal and inability to perform. This condition is also prevalent among guys that were raised Catholic and taught that birth control is forbidden, calling to mind the fact that premarital sex is also forbidden and causing them to feel guilty about what they are about to do. See "Guilty Penis Syndrome."

"Dude, I saw you leave the bar with that hot chick... How was it? Did you rock her world?"
"Man, she was so into me and everything was going great until I went to wrap it up... I had a nasty condom anxiety attack and couldn't go through with it."

by Genebeeb October 6, 2009

Ocho Cinco Condom

Condom that will catch ANYTHING your johnson shoots

Dam this ocho cinco condom is greatt

by freakalieradf August 27, 2009

condom smear

When you throw a used condom at a flat vertical plain and leaves a snail trail of semen as it slides down the object (ie. a wall, a window)

"After fucking some chick in my car I tryed to throw the used condom out the window, but the window was closed hence leaving a huge condom smear on my window."

by Pointy Pouliot December 16, 2007

Condom Brothers (CB)

When two male have sex with two females at the same time in the same room, and when they have both finished they realized they have used the same type of condom. After this they develop a bond far greater than any others and become condom brothers.

-Bro I'm done
-bro me too
- shit we both used Trojan Twisted Pleasures at the same time in the same room on our girlfriends. Bro we are condom brothers (cb)

by MR. Christian Gooch January 11, 2012

Condom Junkie

An individual, that void the presence of a prophylactic, has an inability to reach sexual climax. However, when implementing a prophylactic climax is reach quickly. This sensual pleasure of a protective barrier to ones genitals is so extreme that one would use a prophylactic during masturbation.

She may be a condom junkie but that bitch definitely doesn't have the clap.

by morelikeradio July 18, 2016