spanish confession 

a confession brought out by force, via an outside party that wants an answer, that doesn't tell the truth of the confessor and only exist to help the outside party.

news anchor 1: "videos were released of the protestors interviewing the state news, telling the public that their actions against the government was wrong and now are going to be good boys."
news anchor 2:"is it me or did the government gave them a Spanish confession."

spanish confession by gast123456789 August 10, 2025

Drill Confessions

Drill Confessions:
When UK drill rappers openly brag about real crimes—stabbings, shootings, murder, drugs, or gang activity—in lyrics, videos, or socials; basically pre-recorded self-snitching that doubles as free evidence for the police.

Example:
“Man thought he dropped a banger, but it was straight drill confessions—the police, judge, and jury loved it so much they sent him to jail.”

Lee: Bruv… I’m tellin’ ya, the UK police got a well easy job nowadays. They just go on that YouTube channel Grime Daily and pick who they’re gonna nick.

Frank:Some of these drill rappers don’t do themselves any favours, bruv. I call it drill confessions LOL.

Lee: Init! bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

Drill Confessions by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026

IHOP Confessional

A sexual act performed in an IHOP bathroom, with 3 people involved. One holds a bottle of syrup aloft over the closed stall door, chanting words of forgiveness and prayer to two people having intercourse on the sink. It is vital for correct performance that the syrup priest, or “Maple Minister”, maintain the seal of confessional by keeping the door closed, unable to see the intwined parties on the sink. During the ritual, it is vital that Minister apply holy oil (syrup) to the confessors, in order to better achieve forgiveness while still maintaining the aforementioned seal of confessional. No line of sight. Confessors must be naked, as sin was devised at the nudity of Adam and Eve in the Garden. The confessors will confess their sins, while being anointed, and absolutely fucking.

(This is the reason no more than 2 people are allowed in an IHOP bathroom at a time.)

*Kneeling Upon Saint Syrup*

Father I have sinned, and don't know what to do.

Nonsense Child. Join me for an IHOP confessional and let your sins speak through you. Strawberry, Blueberry, Old Fashioned, or Butter Pecan?

IHOP Confessional by Pancake Apostles March 3, 2026

david's confessions 

A two person owned youtube channel and podcastewhere two girls go bye the name david talk about anything that comes on their mind like pop culture and social media on there youtube channel they play games like roblox which they are most known for and others like girlsgogames jeprody and others

I am gonna go watch david's confessions

david's confessions by dog1645 January 16, 2022

The Dirty Nun Confessional 

When she dresses up as a dirty nun. Set up two chairs, one on each side of a slightly open door. She confesses all the dirty things she wants done to her. You then proceed to satisfy every confession.

Kelly wanted The Dirty Nun Confessional last night, so after confession I tied her face down to the bed, spanked her bottom red, raw dogged her bottom and then finished on her face. The odd thing was she wanted me dressed as Santa.

The Dirty Nun Confessional by DT_S January 1, 2023

Every accusation is a confession

"I'm conflating accusations with confessions... Like... Totally deliberately."

Shit-lib "Every accusation is a confession!"

Hym "No it isn't. Not when I'm doing it."

Every accusation is a confession by Hym Iam July 17, 2024

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional 

Cause it is almost like my other definition wasn’t approved

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

(You know that I am talking to you)

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 20, 2021