Confidential waster

Someone who is pissed most of the time, and great at keeping schtum. Also a one-night soulmate you meet in the smoking area of a club and tell your innermost secrets too.

You know you can always count on me; I’m a confidential waster.

Last night a confidential waster saved my life.

by Clutz McGraw May 2, 2023

confidentify

Identifying as someone more confident than yourself. Putting on a persona, pretending to be confident.

If you're feeling nervous, you can confidentify, get yourself feeling good.

by rockbrains August 6, 2023

Bestfriend Confidentiality

A rule where bestfriends will keep information share between them confidential.

Guy #1: I’ m telling u this in bestfriend confidentiality.
Guy #2: No problem dude, My lips are sealed.

by Tntboss27 July 19, 2018

Continental Soldier

When a man tit-fucks a woman, normally at or above the age of 75, from behind by swinging her breasts over her shoulders on to her back.

You see that saggy old one at the bar? I'm about to give that bitch a continental soldier.

by WeKeepitFresh August 2, 2008

confidentical

Information which is considered confidential however is exactly the same information which is freely available online or in various publications.

A clear over-reaching of political correctness around privacy laws preventing someone using common sense when dealing with personal information.

Adam: Hi Bob, I'm looking for Jim, can you give me his phone number.
Bob: Sorry I can't give out Jims number as its confidentical, try the White Pages.

by Fo0Led March 31, 2008

Covidment

Fear of commitment during times of Covid 19

Do I want to buy that house? I don't know, these are trying times and I struggle with the covidment.

by LP_27 April 16, 2020

inter-continental ballistic missile

A missile which is used for very long ranged attacks, often between continents; hence, inter-continental. These missiles often carry nuclear material which is used to create large explosions, such as those used by the United States during World War II.

The inter-continental ballistic missile completely devastated the country because of it's extreme heat and radiation.

by Michael Biz May 21, 2008