community college 

The most boring place to get your education. The classes are bland, the people are stupid, and getting a true college experience is nearly impossible. Generally, all of the ghetto fuck boy clowns from high school go to community college thinking they're gonna party and have a great time, but then realize they have nothing to do, especially since their retarded friends are no longer following them everywhere. Basically a place for lifeless, hopeless university rejects. Thank god i only have to go for one semester!

Person 1: Dude hows community college?
Person 2: Bruh it blows. Its so fuckin boring Im surrounded by rejects

community college by keepemrunningbabe December 29, 2015

community school of naples 

the most pretentious school in the most pretentious town; the place where millionaires (or billionaires) send their kids so they can go to school with others "like them;" a school of trust fund babies who get a new European car every birthday; the land that G Ro pretends to rule that actually gives a surprisingly good education

That kid who took his new BMW to the airport where one of his jets was waiting to fly him to his yacht in the caribbean must go to the Community School of Naples.

community school of naples by Trust Fund Baby/CSN Grad September 8, 2008

Community Organizer 

Someone of African American decent.

This place is full of Community Organizers.

or

This community looks highly organized.

Community Organizer by Maliciouso1 November 2, 2008

community college 

A place where you can get college credit for less money and then transfer over to a real college after you complete a bunch of required courses and then you get your degree.

Dumbass: "Pshh, community college is for dumb people, I go to a state school"

Smart Community College Student: "I'm getting the same credit for way less money, good luck with all that extra owed money on loans dipshit."

community college by tony acuna's mom February 26, 2008

Community College 

A place for "higher learning" that students attend after high school. Students who attend community colleges generally 1) did bad in high school and could not get accepted anywhere else 2) went to a university and dropped out/kicked out due to inadequate grades and then signed up for a community college 3) a lot of older students ages 18-25 (most have jobs, some have kids) 4) students who never got a high school diploma, are 30 or 40 years old, and are just now deciding to get their GED 5) and lastly, there are SOME bright students who attend community college due to financial reasons (me being one of them), but yeah for the most part community colleges suck there is no social life, most students commute and attend class then go home right away, campus is ugly, no dorms, no frats or sororities, a lot of students smoke, in my CC there is a gym, but access is only granted to students who play for the school (thats bullshit), and finally the classes are completely dumbed down. They are so dumbed down it is literally impossible to not get an A if you attend every class and are not late often. Very LOW standards, you won't learn much. Anybody can get in.

Superman: Hey what did you score on your exam ?

Batman: 105%

Superman: Wow, you must be really smart.
Batman: No I just attend community college. I studied about 45 minutes for my exam which was worth 15 percent of my grade and still managed a 105 percent due to all the extra credit I got on the exam.

Community College by College Kid who hates CC December 5, 2012

Community College Syndrome 

A false sense of academic entitlement that some community college graduates display after performing extremely well grade-wise during their tenure. It should be noted that this same student would most likely perform at or below average at a more difficult private or public univeristy, thus disovering reality. The symptoms seem to manifest themselves mainly in young women who believe a japanese introductry class and a passing grade in photoshop give them the footing to debate proust.

Jan: yeah so I graduated from GCC with a 4.0, like I'm really smart and don't agree with George Bush.
Cliff: Really, like his foreign policy or mishandling of Katrina?
Jan: Umm...well remember when he said, now watch this drive? I mean, c'mon now
Cliff: Hmmm, so that's your reason?
Jan: yeah, oh, and do you want fries with that?
Cliff (thinking): Big tits and a great ass, to bad for the community college syndrome

Community College Syndrome by Peppermint Pickles July 1, 2009

community college 

A lower education which 1.5 million students in the U.S. attend. You can earn a useless associate degree and become a college loser and earn a bad paying job. Also students from around the world attend. Community college professors lack real world experience and some have graduated from the least prestigious University's in the states. Most community college's are even worse than some University's in terms of professors, cost, class size, and learning environment.

" A Community College student has two worst selling unpublished books, a passport without stamps from around the world. His real life world experience and knowledge was because he got a poor education at a Community College."

"A person who attends the most prestigious University right after high school has just bought out Google."

community college by college man586937 May 7, 2009