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Velveeta Voldemort

Another decription of Trump, playing on his evil nature, and his offensively orange skin tone.
Did you hear about Velveeta Voldemort's new EO? That shit's insane!
by LightRemembered August 31, 2025
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Pulling a Voldemort

Pulling a Voldemort can be defined as being fucked over (by a girl named Sydney) on more than one occasion and being cheated on for someone less attractive than you. The one who pulls the Voldemort then proceeds to downgrade so severely that they rot into a state of "less than dogshit" importance.
She was caught Pulling a Voldemort and he ended up dating this 10/10 chick. Score!
by MephyPheles June 20, 2014
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Autistic wanna-be Voldemort

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
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