Colindres

When somebody likes their own status update on Facebook (especially chronically).

You see that Nehemias over there pulled another Colindres on that pancake booty photo blog he posted?

by Massive Sigh June 23, 2012

colin smoke

cool guy extreme swag

colin smoke is streaming very cool

by cool swag girl July 3, 2020

Collingwood

The population is about 98% full of white kids who try and act like they are black and wish they were, but are definitly not. The guys hobbies include Hockey, smoking 24/7, vaping 50 nic, the occasional smash and dash, balling, and chopping. You can find this species in various places including the YMCA, Subway at lunch, Badlands park, local parties, or in a typical sesh spot. If you're having trouble locating one of these crazy party animals just announce that you've "got kush" and they'll come running like the cat in the temptations commercial. These boys can be spotted in tiny hats, tall socks and beige khakis. Enough about the boys, because the girls are another fun story. The girls in Collingwood enjoy getting trashed on weekends! A Mickey of Smirnoff is where it's at and if you're fancy ladies you'll pull through with a flavoured 2/6. You can find the girls at local parties or McDonalds in the summer anytime past 9 Pm. You'll find these ladies are attached to thier vapes like it's thier left arm. If you're trying to attract these creatures just yell "who needs a fill" and you'll be instantly surronded by Cwood chicks. They'll most likely be seen wearing leggings, sweatpants, beanies, Airforce 1's and Stans! Collingwood is a great place to be, filled with nicotine addicted children that really enjoy writing UD definitions for fun.

City idiot 1:"Damn these people are wack"
City idiot 2: "Ya they're from Collingwood"

by 420collingwood50nic January 22, 2019

Buttery Colin

The act of spreading a stick of butter on your penis and inserting it into a girls anus and pumping her ass in tempo.

"Colin gave me a Buttery Colin last night to Bartoks fith Symphony."

by Collllllllllllllllllllllin October 22, 2007

Classic Colin

When someone does something, says something stupid or does something retarded.

They are performing an act known as Classic Colin.

Remember the time you ran outta tobacco so you smoked your own pubic hair?

CLASSIC COLIN

by Sverte October 24, 2010

Colin

Literally the greatest guy you will ever meet. If you get a chance to be with him keep him.

Person: you see that guy?
Person #2: yeah who is that?
Person #3: that has to be Colin.

by Jeff_The_Killer❤ April 19, 2017

Cooling Board

A cooling board is a board used to present a dead body. In winter months it would be impossible to bury the dead, so the body is wrapped and propped in a barn until the ground thaws out.

"When I got there she was laying on a cooling board."

~Son House - Death letter~

by Steve June 18, 2006