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Clitter

What Anderson Cooper of CNN mistakenly called Twitter during the 2020 Presidential election coverage. Clearly he had more important things on his mind.
Anderson Cooper likes to tweet on his Clitter account.
by MFGJokers November 4, 2020
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Cliterature

(noun) books intended for an adult audience. Plot with heat. If you 🦑 you know.

Books that Chad’s ex-gf would approve of.
When asked about cliterature preference, most women reply with paranormal romance. This only leads to debate within reverse harem readers and causes mafia readers to assert their dominance.
by thebookslut October 9, 2021
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Clittersaurus

A combination of the words clit and tyrannosaurus

A term used to describe a person who is horny, slutty, and a bad friend.
Shelley is such a clittersaurus, she never answers the phone.
by Bewhoyouareforyourpride November 13, 2021
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cliterization

"omg did you hear johnny got cliterization done?"
by susjajhsjajxjak April 30, 2022
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stage 9 clinger

Similar to a stage 5 clinger - person has become clingy and obsessed

- with the exception that they are well aware of their clingy behavior and obsessive disposition

- as well as they seem to believe that their victim should find this behavior flattering, and except-able.

They don’t see any wrong with stocking or invading personal privacy.

Stage 9

Restraining orders tend to follow 🤣

~ submitted by Hcurlylocks
Two dates and he’s talking about exchanging house keys. Total stage 9 clinger.

Just met a week ago, Talking about “Our” family when running into friends (yours or theirs)
by Witches Cackle December 22, 2020
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Clinger

Someone who goes out with someone and does not move on
Guy 1:Dude,I just can't forget about Joanne

Guy 2:Dude,Stop being such a clinger,just move on
by shizzle man 2 January 4, 2009
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Stage 5 Clinger

Anyone who doesn't get the idea that the person they want, want's nothing to do with them. The name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarrassment in the end. First signs of a stage 5 clinger would be a girl who is down to suck your dick within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man.
Jerry Jabilo - Looks at girl with sexual intent, "Hey girl.."

Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently

spoke Nicole.

Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"

Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"

Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"

Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"

Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a stage 5 clinger on our hands"

Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."

Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."
by Lankyrat November 16, 2009
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