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Anal Craving Cock Jockey

One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.
Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!
by B_Nastyyy July 5, 2009
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Cordazer Calvin Broadus Jr.

duude did you know that snoops doggs name is Cordazer Calvin Broadus Jr.?
by ngfi9r3qn5yih05 September 16, 2006
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Clarinet

The most amazing instrument in the band. Can be used as a weapon, spit cannon, and a way to drive your band teacher crazy. it has over 3 octaves, and with practice, it sounds great. If a clarinet is cursed, like mine, it will become great friends with the repair man. The clarinetists are the most energetic and devoted members of the band. We tend to burst out into laughter once in a while, but when its show time, we run around a few times and get serious. The instrument uses a reed, which tends to break... alot. It looks like a jig-saw puzzle when you first open the case, but with a little cork grease, it goes together perfectly. Clarinets also tend to run away, or play hide and go seek, yes they do have imaginary legs. It takes a while to find it, but you always do. When they are dropped, it makes a loud and obnoxious noise, then the teacher starts laughing, then the whole band. Clarinets do not sound well when you just ate LOTS of pretzels, and backwash gets in and comes out the cannon. With bass clarinets, the sound is low and its extremely hard to reach a high C. You can't drop a bass clarinet because there is a neck strap around your ankle, just kidding, your neck.
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to drop my Clarinet during rehearsal! ITS THE CURSE
by JoJoU October 17, 2008
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chavinittttt

a word that is used by normal people to insult the homo-inferior sub-species known as chav

also used by especially retarded chavs who think becouse they are more retarded than most that makes them extra speicial
chav-what m888888 bling bling your ma ,mamamamam im a gay

human-chavinittttt

chav-*gets pikey big brother to beat up while he sits in an old fridge box crying becouse no-one likes him

other use:

human-jesus christ thease chavs smell lets avoid them

chav-chavinittttt :D
by louispenndragon May 29, 2008
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_CalvinMason

Sara: _CalvinMason is such a loser, I’m breaking up with him
by lorna yk June 15, 2020
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clavicaphobia

The fear of anything touching one’s collar bones.
Chuck Norris is said to only wince at someone utilizing his clavicaphobia against him. His immediate reflex is a Texas Ranger roundhouse of course.
by Wooly Mammoth February 13, 2021
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Scott Caving

Descending into a self-indulgent vacuous state of existence, shafting all your friends drugs into your anus (caving), delaying their high, for your own personal gain.
He said he'd be here like 2 hours ago! He's Scott Caving all over our lives...
by Avolition July 10, 2011
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