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Kermit Clapper 

Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.
I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?
Kermit Clapper by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024

the clapper 

to ejaculate into your cup chance to rub it into a cream and then clap your hands
he gave my grandma the clapper
the clapper by anonymous June 21, 2024

Cranberry clapper 

Having rough oral sex with a person who has streptococcus with the hopes this will cure it , the mans penis hits the uvula of the receiving person over and over again resulting in the sound of cranberries getting squished and smacked repeatedly
Hey wanna play cranberry clapper?

penis clapper 

It‘s a german word to describe a fucking idiot in school
„He is so stupid because he is a penis clapper
penis clapper by Kickl February 6, 2025

Bag clapper 

Someone who claps their nutsack or ball sack against pussy and ass
Tyrone with that ho being a regular bag clapper
Bag clapper by Dzukow June 21, 2025

Muddy Clapper 

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.
Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.