the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia

The hook from the rap/snl short entitled "Lazy Sunday", as preformed by Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg, which originally aired on Dec 17 2005. The use of (what?) to pause between "chronic" and "cles of Narnia" isn't merely a clever stylistic emulation of aggressive rap, but also refers implicitly to the chronic, or very potent marijuana, as is evidenced in the rap video by numerous references to snacks, the inclusion of "we love" and "pass that" chronic in two of the chorus lines, and the very title of the short itself, "Lazy Sunday", a weekend day when many twenty somethings typically smoke weed and veg out after partying on Friday and Saturday.

Parnell and Samberg: "the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia, yes the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia, we love the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia, pass that chronic (what?) cles of Narnia!"

by andre` brut March 18, 2009

the chronic

How rap SHOULD be made these days. None of that 50 cent crap.

Chronic is the shit, nigga.

by dehidral767 July 1, 2005

chronicles of ridiculous

another way to say that something is
ridiculous; because "that's so ridiculous!" is already
so played out; derived from the Vin Diesel (barf)
movie "Chronicles of Riddick"

Have you heard about the sequel to the
awesome movie The Sandlot, "The Sandlot 2: The Son of
the Beast"? That's going to be Chronicles of Ridiculous.

by El_Scorcho September 20, 2004

chronic masterbater

someone who has a lot of spare time on their hands, who masterbates more than 7 times a day!

steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..

by heyboo January 15, 2009

chronic

Very strong marijuana strain with easily noticeable THC crystals, which are often mistaken for cocaine crystals by people with single figure IQ's

Guy 1: Man that chronic I bought yesterday was laced with cocaine
Guy 2: Thats not cocaine you dumbass, those are THC crystals.

by thearchitect November 25, 2007

Chronically Online

A person who applies trends or viewpoints
originating or only found in certain internet social circles to real life people/ situations outside of that internet circle.

Often times such behavior would be considered

inappropriate or odd to say or do in real life or outside of that social circle. These people usually aren't aware of their inappropriate behavior due to the fact they lack experience interacting with people outside of their internet social circles.

These trends include things like online social
politics or social justice, frequent reference and overuse of certian terms and language that aren't said outside of the internet, jokes that may make someone feel uncomfortable, inaccurate mental health evaluations, etc.

Example 1: "Actually I identify as a cat and my pronouns are kitty/kittyself and if you call me anything else you're transphobic."

Ex 2: "I just know it's bubblegum pink." "Can you
whimper?"

Ex 3: "Bro I tried to rizz her up like I saw on TikTok
but she said looked at me weird I don't know what I did wrong."

"You are hella chronically online man."

by icecream358 March 6, 2023

The Martian Chronicles

A compilation of short stories by Ray Bradbury, each of them coinciding with each other. It tells of the voyage of earth men to Mars, the extinction of the Martians, and the colonization of Mars.

Can't really think of an example for the Martian Chronicles. Read it yourself.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006