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Christina slick

A very large smear of a glossy, sticky and/or greasy substance, usually appearing on a countertop, but can also occur on a floor. In most instances, there will be a debris field of food items and dishes accompanying the slick.
After a night of partying, I anticipate having a Christina slick in the kitchen in the morning.
by Christina slick October 6, 2020
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Christina ferrari

Someone who doesn't know the difference between a dictionary and a dumb meme site.
"Damn Christina ferrari doesn't know how words work"
by Megantheestallionisstupid September 6, 2022
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Mary-christina

A cute girl who likes to eat ice cream and go to the beach. Probably doesn’t have a licence, but her friends aren’t really that concerned about it as they generally enjoy her company and it evens out in the long run. She’s hot, has a slight lisp, probably very bad at sports but makes up for it likely by doing weekly Pilates sessions. While she likely knows the crackheads in the area and has a fleeting relationship with them, generally keeps to herself by locking herself in a room to binge countless hours of brainless TV on her iPad that she spent probably too much on. Probably supremely cute. Mistaken for a small boy on occasions.
Did you see that small boy? Oh wait, no it’s Mary-Christina. She is hot...
by anonymous January 27, 2022
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christina aguilera

n. any of a variety of porcelain dolls made in China with built in vibrating vocal chords which only work if you shake the doll.
That blender sounds just like the christina aguilera I got for my birthday.
by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008
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Christina

Detrimental to your health, probably a demon from the deepest pits of hell
I hate Christina! She is a form of communicable disease!
by wewgwueirdhuwas December 17, 2018
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Christina Aguilera

A great singer who has changed with alot of plastic surgery,always rude and starter of fueds ,is the biggest Marilyn Monroe wannabe so much that she copies everything Marilyn every quote,magazine spread,everything Monroe has done ,she needs therapy for her obsession.
by truth26 May 8, 2013
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Christina Aguilera

stupid ass singer that needs to look at herself before dissing other people!
Christina Sucks...she gets dirrrty every second!!
by .brandons-wife. September 16, 2005
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