Beyonce

A great singer! Good taste in style too, but not famous for her music. Can beat the fuckin hell outta Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.
retarded christina lover: LOOK! I JUST GOT CHRISTINA'S ALBUM!! ITS CALLED STRIPPED AND I WANNA BE STRIPPED!!
beyonce fan: eww your retarded!! beyonce's a great singer and atleast she doesn't have a fuckin retarded album name!
retarded christina lover: *runs away*
by .brandons-wife. August 24, 2005
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Kelly Clarkson

Good Singer, but is looking a little too much like Hilary Duff, but she has good lyrics
Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torned Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes
by .brandons-wife. August 24, 2005
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Christina Aguilera

stupid ass singer that needs to look at herself before dissing other people!
Christina Sucks...she gets dirrrty every second!!
by .brandons-wife. August 24, 2005
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Lindsay Lohan

stupid slut, can't even sing nor act, brainwashes little tweens into wearing halter tops, and is anorexic and smokes. YOU CALL THAT A ROLE MODEL? NOT..
Lindsay Lohan sucks, period.
by .brandons-wife. August 24, 2005
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