chronic bitch dependency 

An affliction making one dependent upon a woman who he is dating or married to. Symtoms include: inability to stand up for yourself, giving into to all her "bitching", crawling back to her after every argument, taking blame/apologizing even when you are not at fault.

A man is talking to his girlfriend on the phone.
She suspects he is not paying attention to her and is no longer willing to talk to him and hangs up.
The boyfriend, confused, insistently calls her back leaving apologetic messages on her machine as-well-as sends her gifts, fearing that if he doesn't she will leave him.

This man suffers from chronic bitch dependency.

chronic bitch dependency by Samir Qureshi November 2, 2007

chronic bitch dependency 

Addiction to a female that has dissed or left you for somebody more important. Consiquently you mope around thinking about her although she was a bitch to you. It can mess with your freinds, your health, and scary enough, your money.

Did you know that scientist believe that some people are actually born with the genetic pre-disposition to chronic bitch dependency tom?

chronic bitch dependency by Jamal Cov October 30, 2007

chronic masturbator  

A man who simply has a thing against carrying a loaded weapon around all the time.

Mother: *knocks on door* Billy, what are you doing in there?
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.

chronic masturbator by sir gibsalot December 9, 2008

Chronic Boredom 

When you have no weed. And you have nothing better to do then to go on youtube and watch videos of people smoking it.

"I hate being sober,well lets go on youtube"
-Chronic Boredom

Chronic Boredom by PoonjabPackit420 June 26, 2008

Chronic Retardation 

It's when someone is so dumb you are sure they are retarded but not medically diagnosed as being retarded.

OMG! Your you're such an idiot! Do you have Chronic Retardation?

Chronic Retardation by icchie_x October 8, 2009

chronic boom 

The act of attaching copious amounts of marijuana to any type of dynamite or firework which results in a massive explosion of kush that spreads a god-like odor throughout the land.

Last night, I got some of my best afghan kush and tried a chronic boom. It was an amazing sight.

chronic boom by Trickmaster 5002 March 2, 2009

Chronic Fan Syndrome 

People who obsessively become a fan of anything on Facebook that they see, regardless of whether they agree with it's title or if they know anything about the subject. Done consciously or not, these people may be fans of hundreds of items, people, phrases, and feelings.

*Gets on Facebook and sees feed*

Jasmine has become a fan of Bruce Lee, Not being in a coma, i hate winter!, looking in the fridge over and over again, and 23 other profiles.

Ben has become a fan of Stop joining so many facebook groups! and 14 other profiles.

*Astonished*
"Damn, all my friends have Chronic Fan Syndrome! Oooo, those profiles look nice..."

And the cycle continues.

Chronic Fan Syndrome by Uge1 February 5, 2010