chode

A chode is a penis wider than it is long!

I like to give hand jobs to chodes!

by FUCKER May 20, 2003

chode

A nob thats wider than it is long probably hard to grip.

An insult

1 his chode is really hard to wank
2 shut up u fucking chode
3 people who actually use chode as an insult

by jo31111 July 31, 2007

chode

Not long and skinny but short and stubby

My boyfriend has a chode and he want me to give him a blow job but it was to small

by crunky March 28, 2005

chode

1) short stubby dick

2) creepy people

1) I bet President Bush has a chode...

2) ew! that guys a total chode!

by Agent Swastika Bee Squirrel November 15, 2006

chode

Another insulting combination

Steve is a fuckin chodespank.

by Booyea February 6, 2003

chode

a small fat penis.. anthony has a chode

anthony has a small fatty which makes him a chode..

by loser lauren November 6, 2007

chode

An extremely wide and relativly short penis. jordan is kool

stephen called us bastards when we commented on his chode, he then ordered us a pizza.

by pappa shaft and beefdaddy April 5, 2008