consume the child

~ the government

person 1: a child was born

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

have my children

The phrase you use when someone is so unexplainably attractive to the point that you must anchor them to yourself permanently, such as by having children together.

Them: *looks at you with those sexy bedroom eyes*
You: “omg, have my children”

by PoppiBoi December 23, 2021

married with children

Pretty much the only good show to make it past Fox's 3-season cut off. One of the few US programs that was remade for a British audience in the form of "Married for Life". Great cast, original style, and brilliant writing. A handful of American sitcoms still try and duplicate the show's style and all fail terribly. War at Home sucks. Don't watch it.

Christina Applegate is also the main reason to watch Married with Children.

by Laffeyete July 15, 2006

David Childress

Superstar of History Channels Ancient Aliens, known best for his boisterous personality and rugged good looks, Childress is often described as the Real Life Indiana Jones. An icon in the field of Ancient Astronaut theory, his knack for adventure combined with his "Brando-esque" looks has garnered him legions of female fans and man-minions throughout the planet.

"I noticed Giorgio Tsoukalos wasn't at the Emmys last night, although The Colossal David Childress made the best dressed list"

by Darthroy Hoganspot October 2, 2011

a child

the thing that is worse than a rapist

“there’s only one thing worse than a rapist”
*boom*
“a child”

by xolaugh April 15, 2018

Childe

(n.)
1. People who got too used to typing childe instead of child that they just type childe instead of child.
2. No. 11 of the Harbingers, aka Sugar Daddy Childe, Tarrichlia, or his most basic name, Tartaglia.
3. Insanely op Dps; with those hydro daggers he applies the wet status very easily both in-game and irl.

Ex 1. Childe please come home I didn't pay that $300 just for Qiqi cons.
Ex 2. Zhongli: Sugar Daddy Childe please give me some money I forgot my wallet again.

by Heh you thought huh nice try February 8, 2021

Childe

Russian white boy with big dong dong gawk schlong energy. From genshin impact ya. Very seggzy like super extremely seggzy
He crazy he kill people 😩😪😢😣😱😣😰😣😭😣
If villain bad why seggzy

neways,his foul legacy form is so awooga bark woof BARK WOUF go brrr

Also has a boyfriend named Zhongli but he hot too so threesome ?

Me: Childe can rail me in his foul legacy form bc he daddy

Normal person: touch some grass

by Awoogaagowaga January 17, 2021