Polish Chainsaw

The act of attaching a vibrator and a dildo together, and using this object to pleasure ones self.

"Abby seems to be walking funny"

"That's because she got that Polish Chainsaw"

by Italianone March 15, 2009

Daisy Chainsaw

A Band From The Early 90's. They Are Not Now Called Queen Adreena. Two Different Bands. Katie Jane Garside and Crispin Gray Just Formed Both Of Them...

Daisy Chainsaw's Mostly Recognised Song is "Love Your Money" But I prefer "I Hope All Your Dreams Come True" ...

by . December 31, 2003

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

basically, "i don't give a fuck"

"it's just heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people?"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad"

by heathersssssss April 19, 2010

RUSTY CHAINSAW

When in the act of using anal beads on male or female. Ripping them out too fast results in a fecal splattering which gives it the name of the rusty chainsaw

the other night i gave my wife a rusty chainsaw and as punishment I had to clean that room for hours

by kraab19 February 21, 2009

gorilla with a chainsaw dick

A term generally used to describe aggressive defense in college football (particularly the Southeastern Conference), including but not limited to Louisiana State University's Bayou Bengals, the progenitors of the term.

The Gorilla with a Chainsaw Dick really came to play tonight! The final score was 3-2! Never mind the putridity of the respective offenses of Auburn and Mississippi State.

by Big Boutros January 16, 2009

fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw

an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"

Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"

by Stokez December 17, 2007

las vegas chainsaw

When one sexual partner puts a roll of quarters into the other's anus, then places a string of anal beads into aforementioned anus. The partner then pulls the anal beads out, causing the quarters to come out like a slot machine.

Her butt hurts after her boyfriend did the Las Vegas Chainsaw on her last night.

by Edward Scizzorhands December 29, 2007