Chadding

Posting something to the internet from a mobile device while defecating on a toilet. Emails, forum replies and youtube posts all count. Originally started by Chad on his iPhone

"You know that hilarious post I made? I was chadding while I did it."
"What? that's disgusting! I hope you finished before you wiped."

by RoninEclipse May 1, 2009

Chavminder

Affectionate term used to describe a close friend, regardless of their social orientation.

Sarah:- 'Me loves ya muchly man'
Rosie:- 'Aaw, me loves ya too mate, you're such a chavminder'

by xcherry_dropsx October 6, 2005

Mr. Potato Charming

A mythical hybrid man that is a cross between Prince Charming and Mr. Potato Head. Women want the prince charming that is 100% perfect, but then also need a man that will be able to change to suit their whims at any given moment.

Quote by Chris Rock -

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can f@&k a woman with a diamond d#^k and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d#^k is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so f@&king cheap."

"She is looking for Mr. Potato Charming"

by Sundevilsoul April 10, 2010

Charmin Ultra Soft

Super soft. Nothing in the world could be softer. Often easily broken under pressure and is just naturally broken, often without any cause at all.

Omar: That Thomas guy is soooo soft
Hallouda: hes more than soft.... he's Charmin Ultra Soft

by primetime1991 October 4, 2010

Charming goat

Kahoot name given to a tall friend who has a tail and Mehndi beards fetish

Oh look there's charming goat simping

by Ratsneem August 6, 2021

chazmin

a backstabing bitch dont trust them they're rude and will talk bad about you

die chazmin

by sammy 23 February 24, 2022

Constable Charming

An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.

Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.

Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010