cellph phone

A phone I use to call my cellph. Play on words using cell and phone. Also, social commentary on the solipsistic and narcissistic tendencies of the late twentieth and early twenty-first centuries. (See also self phone.

I have a cellph phone so I can call myself.

by Phil Kelley February 16, 2005

cellphownd

The act of getting SMS/text spam.

F22B: That damn movie fandango keeps sending me text messages and i continue to send "STOP" as a reply and they keep sending me messages....

e3nine: HA HA, you just got cellphownd!

by lifecast January 2, 2008

cephicle

the corn that remains un-digested in a poo.

there was a cephicle in my poo

by victimseven August 25, 2009

cephalorectis

head in your ass.

"He is suffering from a bad case of cephalorectis."

"cephalorectis is a severe illness, unfortunately doctors have yet to find a cure."

by beachbabe777 November 6, 2009

Cephalopodus

I huge impossibly gnarly boner attack that has multiple things attached to the head. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you will. You're so screwed because of this, you really are screwed.....I can't help you now.

HOLY SHIT IT'S A CEPHALOPODUS!!!11!!!!!

by LONE_SIGNAL August 11, 2010

cephalacunt

1. A hard-hearted woman.
2. A woman who is shrewd and cruel in nature.
3. A bitch.
4. An extreme cunt.

How could she break poor Timmy's heart like that? What a cephalacunt.

by marine_biologist August 17, 2011

cellph portrait

A picture taken of yourself with your cell phone. Usually taken in a bathroom mirror or by holding camera at arm's length. Used for sexting or social media.

I texted her my cellph portrait before I saw who was in the background, now I'm busted!

by GeorgeWJeff November 13, 2011