Definitions by lifecast

yolpie 

1. A derogatory term for a privileged college student that fronts as an online executive.
2. An online young urban professional (yuppie).
3. A dweezel, not to be confused with a marshy.

Those stupid yolpies have blocked traffic with their egos again.

yolpie by lifecast January 3, 2008

cellphownd 

The act of getting SMS/text spam.

F22B: That damn movie fandango keeps sending me text messages and i continue to send "STOP" as a reply and they keep sending me messages....

e3nine: HA HA, you just got cellphownd!

cellphownd by lifecast January 2, 2008