cockerism

When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.

Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!

Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"

by TheCockerist April 15, 2017

Checker of The Vibes

if you dont pass the vibe check you die

You cant escape Checker of The Vibes

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020

colon checker

gay freak

Cover your assholes, here comes a colon checker.

by tru April 21, 2003

package checker

A male (regardless of sexual orientation) who is obsessed with looking at the genitals of other men in the locker room in order to compare his endowment with theirs.

Hombre 1: Dude, what's up with that guy who was staring at my unit?

Hombre 2: Don't worry about it man, 24 Hour Fitness is full of package checkers.

by daverpdxq May 24, 2007

peter checker

One who checks peters

Misty got caught in the lunchroom checking Rick's peter. What a little peter checker!

by JENNZSEXY October 10, 2008

ball cocker

a term mistakenly used by a person trying to cover up the work cock blocker when litte kids are near.

kyasia was with her friends running home after meeting guy.

" madeline, your such a cock blocker"
" shut up kyasia , there is a little kid around"
"sorry , i mean ball cocker."

by jnastyx3 February 8, 2010

Cackered

Being really energised, the opposite of knackered.

Johnathan was so full of energy, he was properly cackered.

by Tomadango August 29, 2019