Cats

They tried to look cute with there belly on top, trying to make you rub its belly, but in reality, they were seeking their

victim before it turns into a killing machine!!

Don't even think about rubbing the cat's belly. It'll kill you! ( Cats R evil )

by on August 19, 2020

Cat

A perfect illustration of the principle that all words, no matter how basic, are ultimately made up.

"Hey guys, what do you think about 'cat' for this meow thing?" Cengiz asked.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 19, 2010

cat

Not a dog.

Okay?

Cats are not dogs. Dogs are not cats. That should be enough information for you, n00b!

by OLOL April 13, 2007

Cats

Awesome animals that kick your asses if you pet them, they FUCKING CHASE Ghosts. Cats are awesome. That reason is the cats are awesome at kicking asses.

These cats just fucked me...

by Cats_Are_BOSS! February 8, 2019

Cat

A gay, hedonistic proto-dog. The cat is probably the only untamed domestic animal as it has no need for humans, only uses them in the facilitating of its ritualistic food, sleep, and orgy habits.

The only animal known to man that when talked to, can express the concept "fuck off, fuck off now" without moving a muscle.

The cat will eat you when you die alone in your apartment.

by Late_Edition July 30, 2010

Cat

A meowing animal

A cat meows.

by Kk cools November 30, 2016

Cat

Just a demon.

Person 1: Hey is that your cat?
Person 2: No. That's the fucking demon

by Dooooooooooooooooot October 1, 2020