Catholic School 

Catholic school is the most amazing lit thing to ever be on planet earth. It’s where generations are passed down through traditions like drinking from kegs, smoking marijuana and hitting juuls. Everyone walks around in uniforms and skirts that are way too short. Catholic school kids party 24/7 and have no regrets about anything. They dgaf about anyone. The priests end up in rehab from drinking too much and all the parents turn up at the occasional football tailgate. Chatholic school students go hard in all aspects of life.

“Oh sh** those kids are cool, they go to catholic school”

Catholic School by KingSnyder June 2, 2018

Catholic High 

A Catholic school in Virginia Beach, commonly refered to as 'Catholic' or 'CHS'.
Known for a strict dress code, the banning of grinding and its high percentage of Catholic students.
Also

"Catholic Student 1: Yo, did you know we have mass in the gym tomorrow?
Catholic Student 2: Great! We get out of English class early."
"Student 1: This Catholic High dance be lame.
Student 2: Is lame. This Catholic High dance IS lame.
Student 1: Whatev.
Student 2: Maybe you should spend more time in English class and less time at mass."

Catholic High by newfangled January 10, 2008

Catholic Birth Control

Having anal sex as a way of birth control.

I don't want to burn in hell for using a condom, lets use catholic birth control.

Catholic Birth Control by D Man! February 3, 2012

Catholic Method 

The preferred Catholic approved birth control.
The method of withdrawal satisfies the criteria for natural birth control.

aka Pulling out

Craig that chic says she thinks shes pregnant, How could that be?

Dude, there is no way, I used the Catholic Method and skeeted all over her.

Catholic Method by mahtalghanim January 4, 2011

catholic wank 

the man stands behind his partner and inserts his penis into their armpit. the partner then repeatedly and vigorously crosses him/herself to god, and the resulting friction brings the man to orgasm.

she had a headache so i had to settle for a catholic wank

catholic wank by boni de la fuente November 29, 2007

catholic school 

(n)
a catholic school is a school that is 90% white and 10% asian. generally kids cheat their way through and are convinced that they are smart and religious when in reality they're not.

wow kids from catholic school are douche bags.

catholic school by catholicschoolkid024958 June 24, 2011

Catholic Rights 

Permission to have anal sex.

I wasn't able to buy her that fur coat she asked for, so she revoked my Catholic Rights.

He claims to be straight when he's sober, but get a couple beers in him and he assumes he has Catholic Rights to every guy in the place.

Catholic Rights by Perkins Mattock III July 31, 2010