waffle crapper

a girl so hot that if she pinched a loaf on your waffles, you would get a hard on.

Stephanie is such a waffle crapper.

by iDON'T haveANAME November 13, 2006

capper

to flop your dick out. I made this word up because a famous Aussie footballer Warwick capper went on Celebrity Big Brother (Aussie edition) and flopped his dick out in front of two of the female celebs because and got kicked out of the house as a result.

When going to the toilet, you'd capper and piss.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

The Capper

Noun-An object that is used to put on condoms for mentally impaired people so the can have intercourse with the vagina or anus. It will only cover the head of the penis and if you are not circumsized then you are screwed...

Dude I was about to nail that hot chick with the huge rack but I forgot to use the capper before and I fucking got her pregnant.

by GD MCDs April 16, 2009

capper

crackhead; junkie

A capper broke into my car last night and took my GPS.

by liquidassnotice January 12, 2009

crapper john

a slang word to use when to refering to anger

crapper john i wet my pants!

by aria vahdani April 6, 2003

crapper dick

A policeman who hangs around public lavatories in order to entrap gay men having sex.

"That poor Greek pop star, set up by that nasty crapper dick, it just ain't right, there ought to be a bloody law against it," seethed an irate Mr Tebbit.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003

crapper

Synonym for asshole, esp. in sexual context.

Take my big uncut dick up your crapper.

by The Crappresses July 16, 2011