the act of ejaculating upon the face of a common prostitute or average day slut then throwing money at said whore causing it to stick to her face.
by Kevin Sparticus November 27, 2007
Get the caesar salad mug.A caelen is a strong and ferocious viking, expert dirty origami folder, 4 star open flame chef. synonymous with sex panther.
"Did you cook this steak over a bonfire? you are such a caelen."
"All the women love him, he is such a caelen."
"All the women love him, he is such a caelen."
by BearBearBearBear February 4, 2010
Get the Caelen mug.Caelin is a girl's name that means pure. Caelin's are beautiful, smart, and funny. Caelin's have a softball booty They won't start a fight, but you can bet they'll finish one! They're like hell on heels. They're walking goddesses and have southern hospitality, but they can be a bitch when they want to!
Guy 1: "Dude! Did you just see that girl she's beuatiful!"
Guy 2: "Yea, her name is Caelin, I have her in my 2nd block. She's polite, but she put a bitch on blast the other day for messing with her friend."
Guy 1: "She defiantly seems likes a Caelin."
Guy 2: "Yea, her name is Caelin, I have her in my 2nd block. She's polite, but she put a bitch on blast the other day for messing with her friend."
Guy 1: "She defiantly seems likes a Caelin."
by HateMeIfYouWantTo January 30, 2015
Get the Caelin mug.Caerphilly; Lard-Central! A pleasant summer Saturday can be had watching various 'Valley-Go-Lightlies', 'Salad-Dodgers' & 'Chafers' mashing their way through burgers 'n pop, with tats in every place and a thong for every occasion. Almost as famous for a massive Norman castle, which Cromwell took a dislike to, so blew up. Local politicians refuse to repair it and it's now Wales' own leaning tower. Still, when sober, Valleys people are absoultely the best, which is a good job 'cause there's a lot of 'em size-wise. However, there's a high proportion of Chavs-on-benefits (can there be a Chav not on benefits?) so don't expect sparkling conversation!
Caerphilly High Culture:
A giant Caerphilly cheese outside the job centre.
Low Rollers:
Chavs, Chavs and more Chavs. Oh dear! When will someone rid us of these pestilent vermin?
A giant Caerphilly cheese outside the job centre.
Low Rollers:
Chavs, Chavs and more Chavs. Oh dear! When will someone rid us of these pestilent vermin?
by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
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A tall, beautiful tomboy who loves video games and is a great friend to everyone. She's valiant, and isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes.
A tall, beautiful tomboy who loves video games and is a great friend to everyone. She's valiant, and isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes.
by jenRMK June 6, 2011
Get the Caelyn mug.A Caelan is a real sigma male who loves to dominate anyone in his path, regardless of gender. He will pin you up and lick you body all night but when it comes to chivalry, he is an absolourte chad.
Pedestrian: HEY,I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY, THE LIGHT IS GREEN
Caelan: Fuck you, I submit before no man.
*caelan proceeds to run over pedestrian*
Caelan: Fuck you, I submit before no man.
*caelan proceeds to run over pedestrian*
by anonymous October 1, 2021
Get the Caelan mug.The act (and art) of receiving fellatio from a female counterpart in a dimly lit room while being fanned and fed grapes. The fanning and feeding of grapes may be performed independently, through a series of short breaks (typically at a greater frequency toward the beginning of the process), granted at least one hand or set of lips remains in contact with the penis (and in motion) throughout the fanning and/or feeding period. The receiver of such acts typically sips wine throughout the process and may provide feedback to the female in terms of technique, endurance, and overall performance, as desired.
The splendors of that Julius Caesar Especiale i received the other night can only compare to a blissful, pre-sneeze sense of weightlessness and ephemeral descent through the seemingly infinite tides of ecstacy.
by Neurosojourner September 19, 2010
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